Courtesy of Mike Harding (You young 'uns won't remember him)

I was watching Pans People on Telly the other day wi' Granddad, and he said "Eeh, lad, I wouldn't mind being Casseroled with that....."

"Casseroled Granddad ?" I said puzzled. "Don't you mean incarcerated?"

"Nah, lad" says he, eyes glued t' idiot box. "Casseroled"

So I looked it up in the dictionary. Casseroled, it said.

"To be done slowly for 4 hours....."